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Today my friends and I were at a campfire and the smoke kept blowing in my eyes so I yelled “I can’t feel my eyes.” And she looked me in the eyes and said “do we ever feel our eyes?”

Video 27 Aug 407 notes

stylinsunstar:

Why aren’t we talking more about Mary Lambert?

Video 27 Aug 587 notes

gonewiththekatyscarlett:

I really hate having to tell off people that I like. It just makes me so angry to see shit like this. 

Screw you, I can post whatever the hell I want

And you will respect me either way. 

Video 27 Aug 587 notes

gonewiththekatyscarlett:

I really hate having to tell off people that I like. It just makes me so angry to see shit like this. 

Screw you, I can post whatever the hell I want

And you will respect me either way. 

Text 27 Aug 2,015 notes

strong-but-breakable:

In South Carolina their legal system states a man can earn five years in prison for abusing his dog but a maximum of just 30 days in jail for beating his wife or girlfriend on a first offense.

SOMEONE TELL ME HOW THIS IS NOT FUCKED UP.

Video 22 Aug 1,408 notes

noskonia:

They’re getting worse, send help

Text 20 Aug

Thinking you can finish 2 seasons in an hour.

Video 20 Aug 239,859 notes

yzma:

halaalpussy:

addictly:

I CANT BREATHE

WUKH WUKH WUKH LIPSTICK IN MY VALENTINO WHITE BAG ???!

WHY IS SHE MAKING THE PACMAN NOISE

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Photo 20 Aug 20,211 notes shutupaubrey:

this is the funniest thing i’ve ever come across in my life and no one can tell me otherwise 

shutupaubrey:

this is the funniest thing i’ve ever come across in my life and no one can tell me otherwise 

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anaisforthewin:

shapeshiftandtrick:

ryan-aniki:

shapeshiftandtrick:

how does one tell a boy that one likes him

I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:

  1. text them and start playing one of those 20q games
  2. if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
  3. if they ask “You like anyone?”
     reply Yeah, you.
  4. If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”

dude that is genius

slow clappin’ it out.

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