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I need help! I need some advice

Photo 19 Jul 365,811 notes sarcastronautsaurus:

thelonerteen:

doctorwho:

disneybakerdcp:

maggiejulienne:

summershadowtwin:

sexweedtuba:

badwolfwench:

nowthatsprofound:

so sick of hipster stuff on my dash, i don’t cARE ABOUT PICTURES OF CHILDREN STARING AT NOTHING LIKE WHAT IS THE POINT OF A PHOTO OF A KID STARING AT NOTHING omfG

Oh look, you took a black and white photo of a little boy in the park you must be so broody and mysterious.

What’s the point of the random kid staring at the sky?

I reblogged this, but I can’t remember why

LOL R U GUYS SERIOUS THEres a oh no wait i just scrolled back up it really is just a kid staring at nothing now im confused.

I mean I wonder what he could be looking at?  a bird? a plane? SUPERMAN? It must be great though because he looks awfully interested in whatever is in the distance because obviously there’s nothing in front of him.



Don’t any if you guys see that he’s staring at a freakin’ alien??

You must be new here

sarcastronautsaurus:

thelonerteen:

doctorwho:

disneybakerdcp:

maggiejulienne:

summershadowtwin:

sexweedtuba:

badwolfwench:

nowthatsprofound:

so sick of hipster stuff on my dash, i don’t cARE ABOUT PICTURES OF CHILDREN STARING AT NOTHING LIKE WHAT IS THE POINT OF A PHOTO OF A KID STARING AT NOTHING omfG

Oh look, you took a black and white photo of a little boy in the park you must be so broody and mysterious.

What’s the point of the random kid staring at the sky?

I reblogged this, but I can’t remember why

LOL R U GUYS SERIOUS THEres a oh no wait i just scrolled back up it really is just a kid staring at nothing now im confused.

I mean I wonder what he could be looking at?  a bird? a plane? SUPERMAN? It must be great though because he looks awfully interested in whatever is in the distance because obviously there’s nothing in front of him.

Don’t any if you guys see that he’s staring at a freakin’ alien??

You must be new here

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Video 15 Jul 297,805 notes

askderpythespy:

ten-and-donna:

masukunda:

devourthegalaxy:

sayingnotostatusquo:

alwayscastle17:

dauntless-nerdfighter:

THIS IS BRILLIANT ON SO MANY LEVELS

THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

Excuse me, I think you’re forgetting a few people

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And last but not least…

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OH. MY. GOD.

IT GOT BETTER

XD

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Text 15 Jul 66,903 notes

circumcising:

lets play a game called ‘my phone was at 90% 2 minutes ago i swear’

Text 15 Jul 369,694 notes

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

penceyprepofficial:

when I was like 9 my neighbors asked me to watch their fish and cat while they went on vacation and I was like “lol k” and while they were gone tHE FUCKING FISH DIED so when they got home I apologized to the mom and she was just like “no need to apologize, I turned the filter off so they would die because they are too much work. You did nothing wrong” and she gave me 20 bucks and that is the story of my first contracted murder

your first…?

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Photo 15 Jul 148,286 notes undeadthug:

where do grandmas and aunties even buy this shit? It’s not in stores???do they have a dealer who sells to them???? 

undeadthug:

where do grandmas and aunties even buy this shit? It’s not in stores???do they have a dealer who sells to them???? 

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Chat 15 Jul 168,002 notes
  • parents: ugh newborns are awful i havent slept in weeks and they cost so much
  • parents: ugh toddlers are awful everything is broken and i havent slept past 5 in weeks and they cost so much
  • parents: ugh children are awful all they do is want want want and never give back and they cost so much
  • parents: ugh pre teens are awful for many many reasons
  • parents: ugh teenagers are awful theyre lazy slobs who dont do anything and they cost so much
  • parents: having kids ruined my body, my house, my bank, and my social life
  • kid/teen/young adult/adult: i dont want kids
  • parent: wHaaATT YOU DONT WANT KIDS? HOW CAN YOU NOT WANT THEM THEYRE WONDERFUL YOU'LL CHANGE YOUR MIND WHEN YOU GET OLDER
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Photo 12 Jul 418,305 notes gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

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